Who says size doesnt matter - well certainly not us.  These 'useful' wooden coat hangers all sport a big brass plated willie.  The actual size of the willie doesnt vary only the size and shape of the man - you choose!!.

Hand crafted in untreated pine. Very approx dimensions depending on ego :-

Small= Length 6.5 inches , Medium = 10inches and Large = 12inches , Liar=please ask.